What did you dream about last night?
tony.
Who taught you how to cook?
Submitted by Donna.
not my mother.
this is what she would call a "recipe":
1 lb. hamburger (browned)
1 can corn
1 can green beans
1 can tomato soup
top with cheese and bake
val, tell me you remember this.
funny thing is, i LOVE to cook.
sister and i exchange recipes. i wonder where we got our talent. must be from gma hutchins.
god knows all the barnes family taught us was to add more flour to our gravy. and, on top of that, don't cook your turkey or ham too long. it WILL over dry. ick.
1. Do you have cable or a dish?
neither. i don't like to sit around and watch t.v... makes me feel lazy.
2. Where do you have car insurance from?
country.
3. Pencil or Pen?
ink.
4. Do you ever watch E!?
nope.
5. What do you order when you eat mexican food?
depends. usually chicken enchiladas. but last time i got shrimp fajitas.
6. Would you ever adopt a child from another country?
if brad pitt was helping me take care of it, yes.
7. Whats your favorite board game?
trivial pursuit.
8. Do you mix pop with Alcohol?
no. i'm a beer girl. if i DO get a mixed drink, it's a vodka tonix extra dirty.
9. Do you burn cds or buy them?
personally, i buy them. but i have a ton of burned cd's that were gifts.
10. Do you compare prices?
heck yes.
11. Can you sleep more then 12 hours at a time?
nope. i'm an early riser.
12. What kind of Shampoo do you use?
sheer blonde
13. How big of a swearer are you?
i'm terrible. seriously. i drop the f-bomb constantly.
14. Have you ever been stung by a bee?
surely. once on the lip. the bastard crawled into my soda can.
15. Have you ever been pregnant?
how personal of you, survey. the answer is yes. and no, i don't want to talk about it.
16. Whats on your checks?
i don't have checks anymore. i'm a straight cash girl.
17. Who's your favorite party girl celeb?
none of them. they are all crazy.
18. Do you watch the Christmas Story marathon when its on?
yes. are you kidding me?
19. What's your favorite chick flick?
elizabethtown.
20. Could you survive without internet?
yes.
21. Do you use coupons?
nopers.
22. What kind of Laundry detergant do you use?
tide.
23. Is your house phone corded or cordless?
no house phone. just my cell.
24. Do you buy name brand batteries?
i haven't bought batteries in a long time, but yes.
25. Do you change your myspace layout often?
i used to. but i like it now, so i haven't for a bit.
26. Do you read gossip magazines?
not anymore. i'm addicted to perezhilton.com though
27. Where do you order pizza from most often?
local places, mostly.
28. Have you ever gotten a Speeding Ticket?
guilty.
29. Whos your favorite character on Friends?
joey.
30. Do you wear white socks more often or colored ones?
a little of both. lately it's come down to whatever i can find a match to.
31. Whats your shoe size?
seven.
32. Favorite sweet treat?
caramello.
33. What radio station do you listen to?
all of them. mostly the oldies station or the one that plays random bluegrass/folk.
34. Whats your favorite theme park?
i've been to most of them. but i'd have to say six flags.
35. Do you ever use a dictonary to look up words you can't spell?
no i just do my best.
36. Do you think you listen to a wide variety of music?
yes.
37. Are their people on your friends list that you don't like?
i usually delete those people.
38. How fast can you type?
pretty fucking fast. i do this for a living, ya know.
39. What brand of Kleenex do you prefer?
the ones with lotion in them. especially this winter.
40. Do you use fabric softner?
yes. it's a must.
50. Do you wear your hair up or down most often?
both.
51. Do you crave salt or sugar?
i use both pretty often.
52. Do you open junk mail or just pitch it without opening?
pitch it.
53. What is your favorite flavor of Pringles?
none, thanks.
54. How often do you do your dishes?
daily. after i cook.
55. Do you paint your finger nails usually?
never.
56. Whos your favorite American Idol Star?
did that ruben guy really win?
57. Do you save receipts?
important ones, yes.
58. Could you live without a cell phone?
only if i lived with every one of my contacts.
59. Do you scrapbook?
nope.
60. Would you rather drink your beer from a cup or from the
bottle?
"bottles and cans a just clap your hands, just clap your hands..."
61. Do you like driving?
yes.
62. Have you ever seen an ugly baby?
yes.
63. Have you ever had to wear a uniform?
for past jobs, yes.
64. Would you ever try out for American Idol?
sure.
65. Favorite Carnival Ride?
ferris wheel or octopus.
66. Whats your favorite kind of Cereal?
grape nuts.
67. Do you light candles often?
nightly.
68. What kind of toothpaste do you use?
colgate. whitening with oxygen bubbles. best. toothpaste. ever.
69. How often do you chew Gum?
not very often.
70. Which stores do you have saver keychains for?
hallmark. jewel. gas land. hy-vee. blockbuster.
71. What type of music do you listen to most often?
bluegrass.
72.Do you look numbers up in the phone book or call information?
phone book.
73. What is your favorite thing in Chex mix?
the pieces where the seasoning gets burned on there.
74. Do you read the paper?
when i purchase one, yes.
75. Do you have a theme in your kicthen?
not really.
76. What is your main source of Caffiene?
coffee.
77. What is your favorite Disney Movie?
sleeping beauty.
78. Have you ever died your hair at home?
yessuh.
79. Have you ever been to Super Wal-Mart between midnight and 4 Am?
that's the best time to go.
80. Do you watch the news?
yes.
81. Who is the most annoying person in the world?
carrot top. celine dion. carson daly.
82. Where you ever a true "teeny bopper"?
hell to the naw.
83. What design or color is your bedding?
blue, yellow, maroon.
84. How often do you take out the trash?
every few days.
85. Have you ever been to jail?
arrested? yes. jail? no.
86. Which celebrity do you hate the most?
arg who cares. to be fair, i'm going to say paris hilton. oh, and rosie o'donnel. hate her.
87. What kind of calander do you have?
arizona highways. my dad sends me one every year.
88. Do you change as soon as you get home from work?
sometimes.
89. Do you have unpaid parking tickets?
nope.
90. How often do you wear mascara?
whenever i wear make-up. so every few days.
91. Have you ever been to court?
yes.
92. Does your bathroom have a theme?
not really. my shower curtain is clear with vines, and i have a picture my grandma painted above the walk. add a labyrinth poster to support my david bowie obsession and what do you get? heh. nothing. time to remodel.
93. Do you watch talk shows?
if i'm home sick, yes.
94. What was your favorite book as a teenager?
damn. that was a while ago. i was into kurt vonnegut mostly. but don't recall finishing any of his books to this day. good question. that reminds me to start them over.
95. Do you shower at night or in the morning?
both.
96. How often do you mop the floor?
heh. yeah. about that.
97. Do you use real plates and silverware more often or plastic?
real. always real.
98. Whats your favorite Card game?
euchre.
99. What do you order when you get Chinese food?
cashew shrimp. no celery. extra spicy.
100. Whats your favorite show on MTV?
laguna beach. can't help it.
101. Did you think these questions were unique?
sure.
meow.
i'm here to reply. finally. my sister tagged me, and, as someone who respects the game of tag, here i am. i think that i'm going to just post facts that have to do with the past week of my life. here goes nothing.
1. i'm so fucking smitten it's rediculous.
3. i secretly have obsessive cumpulsive disorder. nobody knows but a few. it's not horrible. it's not fun. i can't even begin to list the daily things that i obsess over. if i think about it, my head will literally explode.
4. i laugh at things that usually would stress me out. something stung me like a bee in the past few weeks. i was incredibly depressed at the end of the year. i think maybe i just all-of-a-suddenly emerged from my sadness and bloomed into something that doesn't give a fuck. don't get me wrong, i never give a fuck, but seriously. i got into a car accident last week (not my fault) and when the police officer was pulling my bumper off so i could move my car, i cracked up a little.
5. no matter what ever happens to me, someone make sure that i'm cremated.
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Submitted by sami711.
What's the best thing since sliced bread?
spanking your children. seriously. i work at a center where physical, occupational, and speech therapy are performed. my office is the closest to the front waiting room. there is a woman in there right now with 3/6 of her kids (not to mention she has one on the way) and the youngest is throwing a fit because, well, she's the youngest and life sucks. she's barely 2 years old, but won't stop crying. so, what will be the middle child, decided to start being a brat and throwing an even bigger fit for attention. what happens? he knocks his sister (fit thrower no. 1) into the door, which is currently making her scream her head off. i mean, we've all been there. something about crying wolf or whatever. so yeah, i hate my life, and i want to throw the mother against the wall for reproducing so many troublemakers. don't these parents know that all of these children are just going to create more. and none of these children will be disciplined?
someone knock me up so i can prove to this world that spanking your kids DOES work.
How do you pass the time during a flight? What do you bring in your carry-on?
i spend a lot of my time wondering what in the hell is wrong with people. they entertain me, they really do.
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